Friday, August 3, 2012

The Crazy Girls

Crazy Girls is a typical Vegas-style stage show at the Riviera Hotel and Casino.  Tacky and over the top; but you would expect that on the Strip.  What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.  Apparently, many of the patrons over time saw fit to pat the seven damsels' bronze butts for good luck, to the point of them being particularly more shiny than the rest of the figure.  Or, they could be taking an opportunity to act slightly daring without getting slapped by a live butt owner!  If I was accompanying someone and he patted one of the bronze butts, how would I react?

I guess it would depend on how many drinks I had.  After all, it's not my butt.  But if an escort of mine was being overtly familiar with bronze butts would be unsettling.  Does this molestation of a mid-relief group constitute sexism and disrespect to women, who are known to have real butts and rumored to have them even in Boston?  Does this augur badly for a long-term relationship?  Will he graduate to flesh-and-blood butts soon?

But this thought is intriguing: why do some people get drawn to caressing statues in such a lewd fashion, and why might others be embarassed or offended by their doing so?  It's not that I disapprove of butt-squeezing.  Dee-Doh occasionally gives me a friendly, non-so-Platonic squeeze on mine; and I must admit that I enjoy it more than I should.  But maybe I should not say any more about it, other than to say that there is a statue of Juliet in Verona that has an unusually shiny left breast.  I wonder how the Shakespearean character would have felt about that?



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

They do look patable. I would.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Vegas is a setting calling for mild acts of daring and misbehavior. It's really a forgiving place. I'm glad Dee-Doh is a little daring.

Bilbo said...

I've been to Las Vegas twice, and never saw the bronze Crazy Girls. I would probably not have patted their backsides in any case, because I prefer a woman's backside be warm and soft, not cold and hard and shiny.

Mike said...

'..butts for good luck..'

Think of the attention you could get if your butt got patted by a gambler and they started winning.

Hell Hound said...

Gamblers have quirky superstitions. I prefer flesh-and-blood girls' butts.

Big Sky Heidi said...

Tell us more about you and your friend. Friends with benefits yet?

John said...

How much should you enjoy it?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Bilbo -- Wise choice

John -- As much as I can

Heidi -- Not yet

Anonymous said...

The left cheek on #3 rides higher than the right.

Meredith said...

I never even allowed my ex to do thsat to me.

Heloise said...

They pat the butts for luck at the tables.