According to the Travel section of the Huffington Post, the world's sexiest men are Australians, followed by Italians. American guys came out sixth, which was not too shabby. I'm totally flummoxed by the British coming in third; and the absence of French and Swedish guys.
What gives? Especially with the real sleeper, Canadian guys! This bears a trip to Montreal or Calgary, eh?
4. Scottish -- Still part of Britain, I think!
As for the world's sexiest women, the ladies of Brazil top the list. The Girl from Ipanema lives on, in newer generations. Russian ladies come in second place; possibly a tradition started with Anna Kournikova.
We can't chant U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! when it comes to how our women rank in pulchritude. Alas! We failed to make the top ten in the Huffy Post's ratings. This clearly calls for a federal initiative to bring us up in the rankings. After all, if the U.S. government could bail out General Motors, then we need some bailing out too!
9. South African
But where are the French and Swedish women? Talk about stereotypes crashing down!
Beach Lad: this one's for you!
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