Monday, June 30, 2014

World's Sexiest Guys by Nationality

According to the Travel section of the Huffington Post, the world's sexiest men are Australians, followed by Italians.  American guys came out sixth, which was not too shabby.  I'm totally flummoxed by the British coming in third; and the absence of French and Swedish guys.

What gives?  Especially with the real sleeper, Canadian guys!  This bears a trip to Montreal or Calgary, eh?

10. Dutch
9. Canadian
8. Brazilian
7. Irish
6. American
5. Spanish
4. Scottish -- Still part of Britain, I think!
3. British
2. Italian
1. Australian

As for the world's sexiest women, the ladies of Brazil top the list.  The Girl from Ipanema lives on, in newer generations.  Russian ladies come in second place; possibly a tradition started with Anna Kournikova. 

We can't chant U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.! when it comes to how our women rank in pulchritude.  Alas!  We failed to make the top ten in the Huffy Post's ratings.  This clearly calls for a federal initiative to bring us up in the rankings.  After all, if the U.S. government could bail out General Motors, then we need some bailing out too!

10. Canadian
9. South African
8. Bulgarian
7. Australian
6. Spanish
5. Filipina
4. British
3. Colombian
2. Russian
1. Brazilian

But where are the French and Swedish women?  Talk about stereotypes crashing down!

Beach Lad: this one's for you!


Insane Penguin said...

I see the Dutch guys made the top ten. Apparently it helps to put your finger in the dyke!

Grand Crapaud said...

A very interesting list. Do Michigan girls drive our women's ranking down?

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Our women are sexy enough for me!

Mike said...

In Brazil the emphasis for women is on bottoms, not tops.

TexWisGirl said...

reminds me of the video today on msn - the young woman who sent her unaltered photo to photoshop experts around the world with instructions to 'make me beautiful'. the US version TOTALLY sucked! no wonder we're so pitiful since we see beauty so distorted.

Brandi said...

I want to take a trip to Sydney to the beaches nearby to see those hot guys up close.

G'day, y'all!

Big Sky Heidi said...

Canadian guys? Sort of like Idahoans.

Penguin's remark made me roar!

Bilbo said...

I have met some absolutely gorgeous Russian girls through ballroom dancing, but the German girls are really the best.

The Bastard King of England said...

What about Venezuelan girls with their beauty contest successes and boob jobs?

Cloudia said...

Honey, I think our poor diet of manufactured products prevents skin from glowing, wrecks the figure, dulls the eyes. . . or not

Sexy how? Physical attributes, or behavioral characteristics?

ALOHA from Honolulu
=^..^= <3

Anonymous said...

i can safely say that I was not part of the sample that got the aussies over the line - that is unless kindness and humour was rated higher than looks

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Cloudia, I have no idea what criteria were used. Sexiness is so subjective.

Elvis, I'm glad you're cheering for the home team.

Mike, your point is valid.