Sometimes, I must admit that I come up with promising titles for a post, but nothing more than that. Maybe Clarissa, the Muse of Internet Blogging, would give me a little inspiration.
Or she might say, "Sugah, you jus' need a man now and then."
Anyway, for your wonderment, and possible grist for any psychiatric profile, here are a few:
Abusing Snow Days As an Academic Function
Skinny-Dipping with Democrats
What Is the Most Boring State?
Why Does Your Dog Embarrass You Sometimes?
People Who Have No Sense of Humor
Republicans Wearing Fanny Packs
Alternative Uses for Old Port-a-Pottys
The Sex Life of Young Midwestern Women: How "Farmers' Daughters Make You Feel Alright"*
How to Amuse Yourself During an Academic Meeting
The eViL pOp TaRt Encounters the Military Recruiter
It Beats Me: Why Mississippi Counties Are Subdivided into Beats
Why Do You Embarrass Your Dog?
The Easy Morals of Southern States' Coastal Areas
The Honey Island Swamp Monster Runs for Police Juror of St. Tammany Parish
Does AOL Provide Hell's Internet Service?
*A riff on an old Beach Boys Song
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8 comments:
Those are great! Shame they didn't go anywhere..
Too bad. The monster would make a nice police juror.
Maybe the skinny-dipping Democrats could be revived; if the dramatis personae could be improved.
The list will just get longer the more you post and you will never figure out why. One day you will just throw something out there in a hurry and it will get the most hits ever.
"Alternative Uses for Old Port-a-Pottys" would be ... interesting ... but the one I really want to hear is "The eViL pOp TaRt Encounters the Military Recruiter." I, too, have a collection of great titles with no ideas of how to develop them; I think you've given me an idea for a future post!
I have the same problem: generating content. I hope you can make something of some of these, Angel.
I love to come up with provocative titles!
i like 'republicans wearing fanny packs'
(i don't really know what the significance of being a republican is, but a fanny is another name for a vagina in this part of the world, and anything to do with a vagina is usually a good read)
Let's hope that the Southern coast does not change.
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