Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Amazing Post Titles That Went Nowhere

Sometimes, I must admit that I come up with promising titles for a post, but nothing more than that.  Maybe Clarissa, the Muse of Internet Blogging, would give me a little inspiration.

Or she might say, "Sugah, you jus' need a man now and then."

Anyway, for your wonderment, and possible grist for any psychiatric profile, here are a few:

Abusing Snow Days As an Academic Function

Skinny-Dipping with Democrats

What Is the Most Boring State?

Why Does Your Dog Embarrass You Sometimes?

People Who Have No Sense of Humor

Republicans Wearing Fanny Packs

Alternative Uses for Old Port-a-Pottys

The Sex Life of Young Midwestern Women:  How "Farmers' Daughters Make You Feel Alright"*

How to Amuse Yourself During an Academic Meeting

The eViL pOp TaRt Encounters the Military Recruiter

It Beats Me: Why Mississippi Counties Are Subdivided into Beats

Why Do You Embarrass Your Dog?

The Easy Morals of Southern States' Coastal Areas

The Honey Island Swamp Monster Runs for Police Juror of St. Tammany Parish

Does AOL Provide Hell's Internet Service?


*A riff on an old Beach Boys Song

9 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Those are great! Shame they didn't go anywhere..

Duckbutt said...

Too bad. The monster would make a nice police juror.

Maybe the skinny-dipping Democrats could be revived; if the dramatis personae could be improved.

TexWisGirl said...

:)

Mike said...

The list will just get longer the more you post and you will never figure out why. One day you will just throw something out there in a hurry and it will get the most hits ever.

Bilbo said...

"Alternative Uses for Old Port-a-Pottys" would be ... interesting ... but the one I really want to hear is "The eViL pOp TaRt Encounters the Military Recruiter." I, too, have a collection of great titles with no ideas of how to develop them; I think you've given me an idea for a future post!



Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

I have the same problem: generating content. I hope you can make something of some of these, Angel.

Cloudia said...

I love to come up with provocative titles!

beach lad said...

i like 'republicans wearing fanny packs'

(i don't really know what the significance of being a republican is, but a fanny is another name for a vagina in this part of the world, and anything to do with a vagina is usually a good read)

Duckbutt said...

Let's hope that the Southern coast does not change.