And, especially after a winter of being indoors and unexercised, there's the dreaded muffin top!
Now it is an undisputed fact that many girls aspire to be cheerleaders or majorettes for their high schools or universities. But in order to do this, they have to fight the Battle of the Bulge without the assistance of the 82nd Airborne!
So what is the fashion-conscious, cheerleader-aspirant zaftig girl to do? To re-paraphrase Horace Greeley, "Go North, young woman. And let it out with pride!"
Well, maybe Horace didn't quite put it that way. The very thought of cheerleaders would have stripped his gears. Nevertheless, that's good advice. Take a cue from universities that cannot seem to pull off a successful football season, drop down to a more easily dominated conference. [Indeed, the only reason why many D-2 institutions aspire to D-1 sports anyway is for the money. There's no way in holy hell that UL - Lafayette is going to compete with LSU!]
And that means go to a college or university in the Midwest or North. There, the cheereader outfits are less revealing; and the local males prefer well-nourished madamoiselles, anyway. Who knows, being 20 pounds overweight might not harm your chances in being a cheerleader or majorette at some institution in Michigan or Ohio!*
*For God's sake, I'm not being serious. You Wolverines or Buckeyes, relax and have an extra piece of pie. Two for you, Dr. Gee of OSU!