Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Staging an Updated Panty Raid

The sisters of Beta Rho Alpha sorority were in quandary when it came to planning their activity for Hellenic Retro Weekend.  The various ideas brought forward by the members lacked style; they were so, so, so old hat.  Now a songfest in which all wear poodle skirts and blouses with Peter Pan collars with circle pins seemed so stereo, it made one barf just to recount it!  And wearing crinoline skirts or raccoon coats was too expensive; even for the moneyed sisterhood.  After all, some had limited expense accounts and wanted to have enough to look superfabulous for the winter formal!

What about goldfish-swallowing, one pledge timidly offered?  She was immediately squelshed by her more PETA-aligned sisterhood who quickly made sure she saw the error of her ways!  Besides, the Hellenic Retro weekend was not something to be koi about!

Finally, it was Madison, a junior history major, who came up with a workable idea.  She recounted that in the 1950's and 1960's college males staged panty raids on women's dorms.  Why not bring the custom back with a modern twist?

President Karen opinioned, "Oh great, Madison.  You want us to get the frat boys from some house to come over and demand our panties?  This could get expensive; after all, we can't be throwing old granny panties to those guys.  It would hurt our reputation!  We would have to get super-sexy ones!"

Madison replied, "No, Karen, that's not what I had in mind.  Let's give our revival a modern feminist twist.  Lets stage a boxer and brief raid on a nearby frat house!"

This inspired the girls, who pledged to utter secrecy until the big event occurred.  The only thing was to work out which house to raid: a high-status fraternity or a nerd one?

I suspect that the nerds would have more interesting underwear.


Duckbutt said...

Turnabout is fair play!

TexWisGirl said...

koi - bwahahahaha

Mike said...

I volunteer to be raided.

Big Sky Heidi said...

It sounds like it would be fun for all!

Hell Hound said...

A sorority staging a panty raid on a frat house would be newsworthy!

More so than Miley Cyrus's antics.

Brandi said...

Post panty raid fraternity cool index:

cool index = boxers - briefs

Bilbo said...

Beta Rho Alpha ... clever!!!