Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Well-Developed Fronts From the East

Apparently, a handsome weatherperson got into an unexpected adventure while down in Miami.  While in a bar, he claimed that he was approached by two ladies that looked like girls from next door, partied with them, and eventually spent the next few days drugged.

His American Express card was charged to the tune of $43,000 dollars.

However, he was instrumental in helping the FBI by giving testimony that broke up a Bar Girls scam that netted 17 arrests. 

Here's a cartoonist's take on the escapade:

I think you can guess.

They apparently slipped him some drug.


Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer said...

Definitely well-developed fronts.

John Hill said...

In my more realistic life (not being an attractive weatherman), I'm afraid this is an unlikely scenario. I'd probably be a little suspicious of a couple of well developed fronts that approached this well weathered man!

Mariette said...

nice story

Cloudia said...

Keep using your considerable powers for good, Angel!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Naw, be an EVIL pop tart, Angel!

Stephen T. McCarthy said...

>>... While the students were interacting with them and mostly eating pizza and swilling soda (as they call it in upstate NY)

Well, I'm a SoCal beach boy (L.A. to be specific) and we always called it "soda" there, too. "Soda Pop" was also acceptable, but NEVER just "Pop".

In fact, the hottest girl I ever went with - a blonde model / actress - was from Ohio, where they call it "Pop". I repeatedly told her to knock that off, and refer to it as "Soda", or "Soda Pop" if she absolutely HAD to use the word "Pop".

But she kept saying "Pop", so I gave her one last warning, telling her the next time she did that I was breaking up with her. She did it again about two weeks later, I guess just to test me. So, I walked out of the restaurant, leaving her with the check and no ride home. I assume she called a cab, but I don't know for sure because I never answered her phone calls nor spoke to her again.

She even sent me a letter about 8 years later, apologizing and asking if I thought maybe we could give it one last try. But I never bothered to respond to the letter.

Still, I hope she found happiness with some guy (girlie-man) who thinks it's OK to call "Soda" "Pop". Sheesh!

~ D-FensDogG
'Loyal American Underground'

Cherdo said...

Okay, I'm distracted by D-FensDogG's saga about the "pop" and vowing never to speak of soda in any way, shape or form...formerly from Ohio, ahem.

When I read this, all I could think was "boy, I'd hate to be immortalized in a cartoon for a bonehead thing I did." Cause, sistah, I've done a few...

Linda Kay said...

Wow, you really drew out a long post on that one!

Mike said...

$43,000 and not even a dollars worth of fun.

Bilbo said...

If two such women ever approached me, I'd probably have a heart attack and die before they could take advantage of me.