Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Vacation Breasts

As bizarre as the idea might seem, Dr, Norman Rowe, a plastic surgeon, is proposing the idea of "vacation breasts" for women who might want temporarily to upgrade their profile. Specifically, these are temporary breast enlargements that result from saline injections in the bosoms that are projected to last about two weeks or so before the saline solution is absorbed away. The procedure at the present time doesn't last that long; but the doctor claims that tweaking the procedure will result in positive results for the full two weeks.

The cost? About $2500 per time; and the procedure takes only about 20 minutes to complete. For most of us, this is a vacation luxury that we cannot afford. After all, why not adopt permanent ones for $6000? (I may buy a new swimsuit and sun blocker to prepare for summer; but that's about it with my limited budget.)

Anyway, the absorption process does begin eventually; and there's no guarantee that absorption will occur with both at the same rate. Imagine having unbalanced boobs!

But while vacation breasts might be an expensive self-indulgence for some ladies, perhaps job interview breasts might be a strategically financial strategy! However, if you're wearing a power suit to an interview, strategically employing bra inserts would work just as well with a fraction of the costs!




14 comments:

John Hill said...

Oh the things we do for vanity!

I expect this procedure will have a very small (no pun intended) market.

Gorilla Bananas said...

What do you think of men who prefer small titties? Do you know any men of this preference?

Randomly Rachel said...

It might be feasible if he reduces the cost to like $200 or so and make them last longer.

Linda Kay said...

What next??? I just never got the breast enhancer thought process.... much too tight with my money. Some women would give anything to give some away. Maybe they will find a way for a transplant sometime.

Cloudia said...

You go from the lightweight to the significant on a dime, my brilliant pal!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

John, not to mention coping with slights from being underdeveloped.

Gorilla Bannanas, some do, thank God!

Linda Kay, silicone is the better way to go.

Rachel, who knows?

Cloudia, thank you, dear friend!

Chuck Bear said...

The girl in the white bikini looks really scrumptous!

Duckbutt said...

They provide only a temporary fix.

Mike said...

For people with too much money and too much time on their hands.

mike spain said...

Attention grabbing post.

Mariette said...

Can he make them perky?

Robin said...

Can you imagine buying a suit (an expensive suit) that you can only wear for interviews because it's too gappy in the front the rest of the time??? No thanks.

The Bastard King of England said...

Are those girls temporarily or permanently enhanced?

Stephen T. McCarthy said...

I like "Farmers' Daughters". I'd want to play with them.

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