Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Swamp Girl

Swamp Girls, real or faux, definitely have a popular image as a sexy exotic, possibly also dangerous. You don't wanna mess around with them; both because of LSU fan big brothers or the Swamp Monster (occasionally appearing at a nearby Waffle House).

In reality, Swamp Girls are more demure exotics, maybe not quite dressed for Mass but maybe for a hamburger stand or taking pictures with tourists (and the Swamp Monster, if available.) These are typically college students who adopt the persona and accent to go with the show.

Hardly savage, do you think?


That wouldn't sell pulp magazines in the 1950's, would it? This might:




This might serve to depict her as a strange, fairy-like creature in a hyperromanticism of reality:


10 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Do they really live in swamps, though? Those young ladies would be a tasty snack for the crocodiles that live in my neighbourhood. I don't see why living in a swamp is necessary for a woman who wants to flaunt her sex appeal. Hippopotamus, yes; woman, no.

John Hill said...

Bayou beauty or Cajun queen sounds more appealing than Swamp girl, wouldn't you agree?
In any case, if a sexy appearance is part of the picture a young woman becomes more appealing in any circumstance. Whether swamp girl, cowgirl, or city girl -- a nice shape, suggestive clothing and a demure look make the "girl" part the best part.

TexWisGirl said...

wild, savage, lusty... made me lol!

Mike said...

I'm going with swamp girl number 2.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

I would go with #1, the real deal! Nice pic, Angel!

Grand Crapaud said...

You never know what lurks in those dark bayous of Louisiana, Even exotic swamp girls!

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer said...

The first one is understated. The second one is blatant!

Cloudia said...

You are ranking expert, or is it spokesmodel?

Bilbo said...

I lived in Louisiana for four years, and never saw an exotic swamp girl. Sigh.

Cloudia said...

Angel: It's magnolia season in the Bay Area right NOW!!! So gorgeous