I've written about gravitas, politics, battle-axes, and in general been free with opinions all over the place. And tossing big words here and there. Suddenly, it's like, gee, I'm one of those who would write for heavyweight publications like Atlantic or The New York Times or Cosmopolitan, for God's sake! And, frankly, I'm out of my league.
Anyway, I'm into humor, and think that chicks can do it too. Even blondes in their twenties with small hooters!
Someone said or wrote that, "Life's a comedy, for those who wish it to be. Have fun; none of us are getting out alive." So, enough of my serious crap!
Here's a short blonde joke:
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are - very slowly?" The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
*For the benefit of the curious, it's approximately "Na-ka-tosh."
9 comments:
Nice story!
You have a really nice blog.
You should have done a joke for tall blondes too.
I love that joke!
Funny
Do you know why blonde girls have bruises around their navels? Because blonde guys aren't very smart, either.
Towns with difficult to pronounce names should have pronounciation guides on their signs.
There's always time for blonde jokes, and the best ones are told by natural blondes.
You Southern girls are very tolerant of guys' expressions for breasts, in some cases using them yourself! In some parts of the country, calling them that would have gotten righteous criticism.
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