Sunday, February 2, 2014
Return to Humor
I've written about gravitas, politics, battle-axes, and in general been free with opinions all over the place. And tossing big words here and there. Suddenly, it's like, gee, I'm one of those who would write for heavyweight publications like Atlantic or The New York Times or Cosmopolitan, for God's sake! And, frankly, I'm out of my league.
Anyway, I'm into humor, and think that chicks can do it too. Even blondes in their twenties with small hooters!
Someone said or wrote that, "Life's a comedy, for those who wish it to be. Have fun; none of us are getting out alive." So, enough of my serious crap!
Here's a short blonde joke:
Several blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.*
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are - very slowly?" The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
*For the benefit of the curious, it's approximately "Na-ka-tosh."