Immediately, some others in the group joined in with their appraisals; pretty well in agreement with the first comment. This confused our girl, who was totally clueless as to how they derived their conclusions.
So, in total naiveity, she asked. And got several plausible reasons.
1. The other girl had outsized breasts that seemed larger in proportion to her slim body;
2. She was wearing form-fitting clothes;
3. Her breasts were "too perfect:" they were cantaloupe-shaped rather than pear-shaped.
4. They were positioned relatively high on her chest.
Melinda then queried, "Why don't you ask her if they're real or store-bought?" And immediately became aware of the fallacy of that approach.
Later on, while back in the bunkhouse, Cowgirl Melinda decided to test that hypothesis. Taking off her denim jacket and Western shirt, she donned a baby tee. And checked herself over.
"Those bitches don't know what they're talking about," Melinda exclaimed!"
Smitty, who happened in at that moment, asked, "What bitches?"
"Oh, just the usual loudmouthed variety."
"You must have been in Ten Sleep today, Melinda."
*My substitution for the dysphemism that was actually used, which Cowgirl Melinda would never use.
12 comments:
Ridiculing someone else's tits is a standard way of being bitchy that is widely accepted.
Who is going to ask, or admit, whether they are real or fake.
So were Melinda's boobs real or fake? The story does not make it clear.
If you can touch them, they're real.
Next thing you know they'll be picking on old peoples' fake knees and hips.
If it feels good = Real ♥
Aloha
Just so Cowgirl Melinda is happy with hers.
You can only tell by how they feel. Do they give, or are they inflexible?
A small size increase should be alright, just so long as they don't look like obvious fakies.
You might not believe it, but I am considering some. That would catch notice here in Bemidji.
Nice tale. I think it's up in the air as to whether she had some or not.
Some common misconceptions about implants. Actually, if they are done right, they should look like normal breasts.
Kristen -- Best wishes if you do. I am totally satisfied with my ourcomes. Yes, there is a temptation to flaunt them!
Those are fake hooters, but damn fine looking.
I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in assessing the reality of anyone's breasts. Just call. And don't tell my wife.
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