Saturday, March 17, 2012

I'm Still Too Sexy



I'm too sexy for my collar
Too sexy for my collar
But I need to get a dollar
I'm too sexy for my halter
Too sexy for my halter
So sexy it makes me falter

And I'm too sexy for L.A.
Too sexy for L.A.
Omaha and GA
And I'm too sexy for your dance
Too sexy for your dance
No way I'm into romance

I'm eye candy; you know what I mean
And I strut my stuff on the boardwalk
Yeah on the boardwalk
I strut my stuff on the boardwalk

I'm too sexy for a bra
Too sexy for a bra
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy to wear shoes
Too sexy to wear shoes
What do you think about that?

I'm eye candy, you know what I mean
And I strut my stuff on the boardwalk
Yeah on the boardwalk on the boardwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the boardwalk

I'm too sexy for my shorts
Too sexy for my shorts
So tight I dread to make some farts
I'm too sexy for it all

Too sexy for it all
Too sexy for it all
'Cos I'm eye candy you know what I mean
And I shake my butt on the boardwalk
Yeah on the  boardwalk yea on the boardwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the boardwalk
So notice me!

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song


A spoof of


: RIGHT SAID FRED - I'M TOO SEXY LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-too-sexy-lyrics-right-said-fred.html#ixzz1oCAnKzmD

Several years ago, a trio called Right Said Fred did this song while singing in a montone.  It was a big hit.


By the way . . . . Happy St. Patrick's Day!  May it be U2- and Sinead O'Connor-free!

9 comments:

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Now that's a great take-off on that Right Said Fred song. Obviously, it calls for a hypnotic monotone to round it out.

Happy St. Pat's Day!

Mike said...

Green hair for St. Pattys' day. Nice.

The Bastard King of England said...

Definitely, a bra would be a shame to complain of.

Banana Oil said...

Nice cartoon.

Bilbo said...

It's been a long time since I've been too sexy for anything ... but I loved the song. The line about "...so tight I dread to make some farts" will likely prove a much-quoted classic.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Merci, mas amis!

bakku-shan said...

Now that one is odd!

I'm With Stupid said...

Ha! That's hot.

Jay

Banana Oil said...

But sexy does not involve dressing like a skank!