I will cheerfully own up to being clueless about beers, except I know what I like. However, a nice beer label arouses my curiosity. Like, what does Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp beer taste like?
Just so it isn't like a Viking funeral!
Coconut porter is a new concept. Still, those are nice labels:
Chocolate beer is a hard sell; maybe a Sex Panther label would help:
I tried this. It's actually good!
What's a moose knuckle?
The slogan is a winning one:
It's a local beer; but it's good:
Bad Froggie! Your attitude reeks:
Not your average imported beer:
Not a good choice for timid guys with survival instincts:
Is this brewed in Jersey Shore? Does Snooki and JWoww drink this?
Apparently a Butterface is a local with bad hair and teeth:
Don't blame him if the neighborhood is bad:
Stay classy, y'all:
What would a monk's mistress drink?
Finally, this porter may have been named Sweet Baby Jesus! Porter because it has chocolate and peanut butter in it:
Here's to your health and good times! Drink sensibly!