Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Beer

I will cheerfully own up to being clueless about beers, except I know what I like.  However, a nice beer label arouses my curiosity.  Like, what does Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp beer taste like?



Just so it isn't like a Viking funeral!


Coconut porter is a new concept.  Still, those are nice labels:


Chocolate beer is a hard sell; maybe a Sex Panther label would help:


I tried this.  It's actually good!

 

What's a moose knuckle?


The slogan is a winning one:


It's a local beer; but it's good:


Bad Froggie!  Your attitude reeks:


Not your average imported beer:


Not a good choice for timid guys with survival instincts:


Is this brewed in Jersey Shore?  Does Snooki and JWoww drink this?


Apparently a Butterface is a local with bad hair and teeth:


Don't blame him if the neighborhood is bad:


Stay classy, y'all: 



What would a monk's mistress drink?


Finally, this porter may have been named Sweet Baby Jesus! Porter because it has chocolate and peanut butter in it:


Here's to your health and good times!  Drink sensibly!











15 comments:

Bilbo said...

I tend to pick wines based on the appeal of the label. If it has a castle or naked ladies on it, it must be good, right? And you should also try "Arrogant Bastard Ale" or "Old Fart Red" wine (tag line: "Be bold - go for the old!"). Salut!

TexWisGirl said...

yeah, no. :) neighbor of the beast made me laugh.

Mike said...

I wouldn't want to drink Panty Peeler but I would certainly buy it for that special other.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Bilbo, Arrogant Bastard Ale is a good one. Newcastle is superb, plus read the bottle caps.

TexWisGirl, me too!

Mike, it's brewed in Anchorage. :(

Gorilla Bananas said...

How nice to see the words "fat bottom" used in a positive way. I don't know what American red ale is, but if it doesn't contain blood or ketchup I might try it.

Cherdo said...

These labels crack me up, big time. The best one was the "polygamy" one...runner up, 668! So clever, I wish I thought of it. Maybe I can be 664.

Duckbutt said...

Polygamy Porter is an okayish one, but Guinness Stout sets the bar high on that type! Panty Peeler is on my test list when I go back to Alaska!

Dixie@dcrelief said...

I'm such a pollyanna purist - give me chocolate alone!

Grand Crapaud said...

Dixie Beer Amber Light? That's a good idea!

I remember Falstaff and Regal; they were bad brews.

Arrogant Bastard Ale is great! I had a Tusker once.

allenwoodhaven said...

I've had Tusker and Polygamy Porter. There are a multitude of unusual brew out there; you found a great bunch!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

There is a lot to be said for Newcastle Ale. Jennifer likes a Red Stripe too.

John Hill said...

I'm all about craft beers. With all of the micro-breweries, there are plenty of legal battles over names.

Cloudia said...

What FUN, Angel!

All pretty - but her face - get it?




ALOHA
ComfortSpiral
=^..^=

Chuck Bear said...

Makers of peanut butter flavored porter must be some sort of pervert!

Atomic Dog said...

Butterface Amber is so funny!