Friday, April 10, 2015

The Lewd Dude's Guardian Angel

According to Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite, each of us has our own guardian angel, a numinous spirit that watches over us and, hopefully, keeps us on some semblance of the straight and narrow path. Obviously, their job may or may not be easy, depending on the human assigned to them.

We must remember, though, that these guardian angels, though noncorporeal beings who will perpetually exist, have their own limitations.  My guardian angel Steve, for example, shows a typical male cluelessness with regard to fashion and needed my guidance.  But for the most part, their limitations are small-scale.  Thank goodness!

Even the Lewd Dude has a guardian angel.  Her name is Chloe.  (Yes, they assigned him one of a different sex too.)  And apparently she is very scatterbrained, and not terribly diligent in her guardian angel duties.  But, as Chloe put it, what she does is good enough for government work!  Which government, she wisely did not name.  I am sorry to say that she sometimes stays back home in Hoosier Country while the Lewd Dude roams at large.

Speaking of government work, Chloe is hoping that the Lewd Dude will be appointed censor of movies after he attains adulthood.   Or perhaps he might find meaningful employment as a bouncer in a coffeeshop.  Chloe's view is that her job is not too difficult if you deliberately not notice a lot of things.  What she is unaware of cannot hurt her.




Chloe, trying to remember that she missed putting on something;
and needs to remember what.

 


12 comments:

John Hill said...

Chloe has a halo and wings but she does not look like an angel!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Now that's an angel I can live with!

Banana Oil said...

Aww! She's cute!

Linda Kay said...

Angel, you have all these guys out there very excited about Chloe being a guardian angel. My hubby says his grandfather is his guardian angel.

TexWisGirl said...

now you've got me wondering about mine...

Anemone said...

My guardian angel is pretty laid back, but Chloe is exceptional!

Bilbo said...

At times like this, one must remember that there are two types of angels ...

Clarissa said...

Fake Dionysus may have been on to something.

Mike said...

When Chloe's contract expires I'm going to see if I can sign her up with me.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Mine must be a true eff-up! Fun stuff Pop Tart!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Fallen angel or plain screw up - You judge.

The Bastard King of England said...

I could live with a topless angel.