Saturday, November 1, 2014

Special Days for November

Okay, we need something to look forward to as the days get shorter and cooler:

November 1: Leave Your Zucchini On Someone's Porch Day

November 2: Deliberately Drink Bad Beer Day

November 3: National Kim Kardashian Appreciation Day

November 4: Pretend to Sing Day

November 5: Implant Appreciation Day

November 6: Take Your Bookie to Lunch Day

November 7: Dress Like Christina Aguliera and Get Your Pink Slip Friday

November 8: PMS Excuse Appreciation Day

November 9: Wear a Horrible Tie Sunday

November 10: Give Flowers to Old Boy Friends Day

November 11: Triannual Clean Out the Oven Day

November 12: Dress Like Princess Lum Day

November 13: World Karaoke Championship Day

November 14: National Feed the Rats Day

November 15: Sore Losers' Day

November 16: Annual Park on the Grass and Play the Stereo Loud Day

November 17: Paint Your Garbage Can Pink Day

November 18: Put Detergent in the Fountain Day

November 19: Blame Everything, Including the Bossa Nova, on the Democrats Day

Novemner 20: Talk Like Porky Pig Day

November 21: Fishguts Friday

November 22: Wear Baggy Shorts to Town Day

November 23: Be Kind to Lieutenant Governors Day

November 24: Wash Your Dog for Thanksgiving Day

November 25: Dirty Thoughts Tuesday

November 26: National Promise-not-to-Overeat Wednesday

November 27: Non-stop Football Watching Festival

November 28: Annual Shopping Riot and Wretched Excess Friday

November 29: Drink Beer for Peace Day

November 30: Thank-God-November's-Almost-Over Day


TexWisGirl said...

good luck with the 3rd!

Mike said...

9th - All ties are horrible.

26th? Not going to happen. (on the 27th)

Bilbo said...

I'm with TexWisGirl ... is there a plan B for the 3rd?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

TexWisGirl, Bilbo, Mike some of these were bad ideas.

Linda Kay said...

All pretty off the wall, Angel...and everyone seems to have had the same reaction for the 3rd. Really?

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Nov. 2 can also be known as Bud Lite day.

John Hill said...

Looking forward to the 29th and expecting you to post your pics from the 12th.

Cloudia said...

Boggles the mind (mine)

ALOHA from Honolulu
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