Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Good Girls and Bad

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini line.

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.


Good girls will not allow Second Base before the fifth date.
Bad girls allow Second Base before the first hour.

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance.
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place.


Good girls expect that romance will last long.
Bad girls expect the guy will last long.





15 comments:

Big Sky Heidi said...

Nice distinction!

Brandi said...

You got it right!

Grand Crapaud said...
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Grand Crapaud said...

hooray for all the bad girls.

Bilbo said...

Where were all those bad girls when I was in high school and college?

Mike said...

While reading this the song bad girls popped into my head. Hadn't heard it in awhile so off to youtube I went.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbGKeyCywTY

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

There are good girls and better girls.

Chuck Bear said...

Great distinction.

Banana Oil said...

Funny!

bakku-shan said...

Sometimes it's nice to be bad.

Cloudia said...

Bad girls go everywhere...



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John Hill said...

I imagine that most good girls have a little bit of bad girl in them...and know just when to let her out!
Am I right, Angel?

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Lady Lilith said...

Interesting comparisons. I think in the end we are all a mixture of good and bad. The real question is how much of each are we willing to show?

Weekend-Windup said...

You have found out the difference between a good and a bad girl.