Bubba's Hearing

Bubba went to a revival and listened to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asked anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

To the preacher's surprise, Bubba got in line.

It takes awhile, but Bubba was very patient. When it was his turn the preacher said, "It's been a long time since you came in, Bubba."

Bubba simply nodded.

The preacher said, "What you want me to pray about?"

Bubba said, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher put one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prayed for a while.

After a few minutes, he removed his hands and said, "OK, Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

"I don't know preacher," Bubba says. "It's not until next Wednesday."

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So much for sensory afflictions.  Some faith healers even do cosmetic work.