No, that's not something a drnken Yalie would sing; it's an erotic ritual which involves a powerful leader and several naked women. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi allegedly had these soirees in which he and certain boon companions availed themselves of, er, professional women of negotiable morality. Here's some quotes taken from tapes:
What a guy; showing a willingness to conserve energy and austerity and not waste prostitution resources:
I'm glad he believed in conservation and recycling. That makes him a Green Prime Minister.
He also had some ideas about what is good enough for government work:
He boasted to one TV showgirl that he was only “prime minister in my spare time.”
What a charmer! Or is he? Somehow, I have this image of a dozen doxies waiting in line to take the place of the current one in play. What do they talk about? How are they selected? Is it like baseball, where there's a batter's box for the one to wait a turn?
It seems very disrespectful to the strumpets to treat them this way. And, obviously, our 74-year-old Lothario is not likely to be concerned with their orgasms or even comfort.
He's a douchebag of Jersey Shore magnitude!
“Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom… There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore.”
What a guy; showing a willingness to conserve energy and austerity and not waste prostitution resources:
“Because now I want that you have yours, otherwise I will always feel I am in your debt. Then we can trade. After all, the p***y needs to go around.”
I'm glad he believed in conservation and recycling. That makes him a Green Prime Minister.
He also had some ideas about what is good enough for government work:
He boasted to one TV showgirl that he was only “prime minister in my spare time.”
What a charmer! Or is he? Somehow, I have this image of a dozen doxies waiting in line to take the place of the current one in play. What do they talk about? How are they selected? Is it like baseball, where there's a batter's box for the one to wait a turn?
It seems very disrespectful to the strumpets to treat them this way. And, obviously, our 74-year-old Lothario is not likely to be concerned with their orgasms or even comfort.
He's a douchebag of Jersey Shore magnitude!
There was another player in this saga, an Italian woman politician. CNN asked her if she ever appeared topless before Silvio Berlusconi! Now there's a saving grace that we have in the USA. I don't think the odious Nancy Pelosi was ever asked. Need some brain rinse for that idea? S.B. is B.S.; I mean Bravo Sierra!
14 comments:
Silvio Berlusconi sounds like a hoot; but only because no one is required to take Italy seriously! He described Angela Merkel as 'unfuckable;' whether that's an esthetic remark or a comment on her virtue is ambiguous.
Do you think her boobs are real?
Angel, I don't think those whores are into orgasms while on the job. Just sayin'
And the dark haired girl at the bottom must need an industrial-str4ength bra for her support! Oh well, it keeps civil engineers busy.
Great posting, as usual! Visit us in Bama, dammit!
Anonymous:
1. SB was most ungallant, undiplomatic, and a total asshat.
2. I don't think so.
Elvis:
1. You're right; time is a spendable resource for them.
2. I wondered about what it took to keep that up.
3. Soon.
Wow! Silvio managed with 11!
She has REAL Bulgarian airbags!
He's 74, and doing it that often? He's more into compulsive sex in quantity than in quality.
A minute man.
Well, is being a prime minister in his spare time like fiddling while Rome burns?
I wish she would appear topless just to increase Italian morale, or morals!
That cartoon is a classic!
You know, I could easily vote for such a well-rounded political figure.
I agree with you Deena.
Bilbo, surely you mean Nicole Minetti -- the charmer in the lower picture!
Nicole Minetti ... so that's her name. Do you have her number?
Gee . . . . no. And Italians mostly use mobiles, not landlines.
Surely those Bulgarian airbags are the largest size possible.
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