Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Bunga Bunga

No, that's not something a drnken Yalie would sing; it's an erotic ritual which involves a powerful leader and several naked women.  Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi allegedly had these soirees in which he and certain boon companions availed themselves of, er, professional women of negotiable morality.  Here's some quotes taken from tapes:

“Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom… There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore.”

What a guy; showing a willingness to conserve energy and austerity and not waste prostitution resources:

“Because now I want that you have yours, otherwise I will always feel I am in your debt. Then we can trade. After all, the p***y needs to go around.”

I'm glad he believed in conservation and recycling.  That makes him a Green Prime Minister.

He also had some ideas about what is good enough for government work:

He boasted to one TV showgirl that he was only “prime minister in my spare time.”

What a charmer!  Or is he?  Somehow, I have this image of a dozen doxies waiting in line to take the place of the current one in play.  What do they talk about?  How are they selected?  Is it like baseball, where there's a batter's box for the one to wait a turn?

It seems very disrespectful to the strumpets to treat them this way.  And, obviously, our 74-year-old Lothario is not likely to be concerned with their orgasms or even comfort.

He's a douchebag of Jersey Shore magnitude!

There was another player in this saga, an Italian woman politician.  CNN asked her if she ever appeared topless before Silvio Berlusconi!  Now there's a saving grace that we have in the USA.  I don't think the odious Nancy Pelosi was ever asked.  Need some brain rinse for that idea?  S.B. is B.S.; I mean Bravo Sierra!


Anonymous said...

Silvio Berlusconi sounds like a hoot; but only because no one is required to take Italy seriously! He described Angela Merkel as 'unfuckable;' whether that's an esthetic remark or a comment on her virtue is ambiguous.

Anonymous said...

Do you think her boobs are real?

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Angel, I don't think those whores are into orgasms while on the job. Just sayin'

And the dark haired girl at the bottom must need an industrial-str4ength bra for her support! Oh well, it keeps civil engineers busy.

Great posting, as usual! Visit us in Bama, dammit!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

1. SB was most ungallant, undiplomatic, and a total asshat.
2. I don't think so.

1. You're right; time is a spendable resource for them.
2. I wondered about what it took to keep that up.
3. Soon.

Atomic Dog said...

Wow! Silvio managed with 11!

She has REAL Bulgarian airbags!

Big Sky Heidi said...

He's 74, and doing it that often? He's more into compulsive sex in quantity than in quality.

A minute man.

Duckbutt said...

Well, is being a prime minister in his spare time like fiddling while Rome burns?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Bulgaria should be proud!

Anonymous said...

I wish she would appear topless just to increase Italian morale, or morals!

Full Cup Balcony said...

That cartoon is a classic!

Deena said...

He sounds like a world-class party animal and asshole.

Bilbo said...

You know, I could easily vote for such a well-rounded political figure.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I agree with you Deena.

Bilbo, surely you mean Nicole Minetti -- the charmer in the lower picture!

Bilbo said...

Nicole Minetti ... so that's her name. Do you have her number?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Gee . . . . no. And Italians mostly use mobiles, not landlines.

Randomly Rachel said...

Surely those Bulgarian airbags are the largest size possible.