Sunday, October 24, 2010

Mistress Wanda, Dominatrix for the Modern Age

My favorite television news reporter has apparently gone into the seamier side of journalism:

"This is Al Gautreaux, reporter from Action News, offering the dish on some of the latest trends in the underworld.  Tonight's topic is Mistress Wanda, self-styled Dominatrix for the Modern Age.  So, Mistress Wanda, what makes your approach to dominance different that causes yourself to be so billed?"

The camera panned on a formidable woman, dressed in a pink-and-black guepierre,  jodhpurs, mid-thigh length boots and carrying a riding crop.

"Thank you for asking, Mr. Gautreaux.  In my analysis of the marketing I have discovered that some of the old discipline techniques have lost their sting.  This is unfortunate; however, the modern successful businesswoman must adapt to the times.  Let me ask you, have you been a naughty boy?"

"Er, yes, Mistress Wanda.  I have on occasion."

"You have, NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES THIS MOMENT!"

Reporter Al expected a taste of the riding crop.  However, instead he heard,

"Give me your credit card."

Al, thoroughly cowed, complied.  Mistress Wanda promptly cut the card in half.

"Oh, the pain: it is too much."

"NOW TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH!  You HAVE BEEN BAD, HAVEN'T YOU?"

"Yes, Mistress."

"I THOUGHT SO.  GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE!"

"Oh, please, Mistress Wanda.  Not that!"

"WORM!  GIVE IT TO ME NOW!"

Al did and Mistress Wanda smashed it with a hammer; giving him some cuts with the riding crop for good measure.

So poor Reporter Al Gautreaux got more than he bargained for with this interview.  However, he withheld some of the things he had done.  He reckoned that it would have cost him his iPad or laptop.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

She seems to be worth an old laptop to be across that lap!

Anonymous said...

Her radiant beauty and her ready whip would command obediance in even the most naughty of boyos.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I suspect that she can compel obedience in the most reluctant of males.

Svejk said...

Why are you encouraging this form of behavior?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Svejk, apparently some guys feel a deep-seated need for this. Wanda is simply responding to the marketplace by providing a product that is desired. And I took it as a possible set-up for a humorous piece. I hope I didn't offend you.

Atomic Dog said...

Wanda is as hot as she comes. I'll obey!