Friday, June 10, 2016

Chastity Belts for Guys

I think we're seeing the end times possibly. The end cannot hold. Some rough beast or other is plodding down to Bethlehem to be born.

No, it's not some Yeatsian cataclysm; just an everyday news item from Tennessee. Now I thought that New Orleans was odd; and Southern Mississippi had its moments. And North Carolina is capable of its moments. And, truly, California comes up with surprises now and then. But Tennessee takes the prize!

At least no one here still thinks that they are in Kansas any more.

I'll get on track. A few days ago, the Knox News reported that in Anderson County, Tennessee the Highway Patrol stopped a guy on suspicion of D.U.I. The man was outlandishly dressed wearing "red mesh see-through hose" and "a little skirt." Later it was identified as a tutu. Furthermore, he was wearing a locked chastity belt! A key was worn around the neck of his passenger, who was also intoxicated!

Unreported is where they came from or were going.

She was not arrested. He makes his appearance in court on July 12th. I wonder if he will wear his tutu to court. I will follow this one up.

Do things get stranger than this? Where, pay tell, did these desperadoes find a chastity belt for guys? Hey, I was so curious that I looked it up for you. You can get this from Amazon, among other places:





It doesn't look very comfortable.

Incredible! I had led such a sheltered life. Catholic school will do that to you.



9 comments:

Bilbo said...

Sauce for the gander ...

Sinner Bob said...

They must come from a strange, possibly inbred place.

John Hill said...

smh

Deena said...

Maybe he was a serial adulterer.

TexWisGirl said...

that would get mighty uncomfortable, i'm assuming.

Mike said...

You have entered the world of domination and it is huge.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

That is a scream!

Big Sky Heidi said...

These arestrange doings north of I-40/I-59

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer said...

I thought i read this right.