Wednesday, July 16, 2014

The New York Lawyer and the Blonde Flight Attendant

A lawyer boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs under his arm. He asks a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

The lawyer advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what will happen if she let them thaw out.


Needless to say, this arrogance ticked her off greatly. 

Shortly before landing in New York, the flight attendant used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up, so she took the crabs home and shared them with her roommate. 

I think that you can get two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.


2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think.  

10 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

haha!!

Bilbo said...

1. Yep.
2. Yep.

Linda Kay Christensen said...

Being a blonde I can certainly appreciate #2. Thanks for the chuckle!

Cloudia said...

Winner! ♥

Mike said...

Ultimatums can come back and bite you in the butt.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

A great story!

beach lad said...

go girl!!

Banana Oil said...

Yes! Outwit a lawyer.

Duckbutt said...

Only a dumb ass would bring frozen crabs on a plane.

MarkD60 said...

Good one!