Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Special Days for December

December 1 -- Complain About Television Day


December 2 -- Sing Out of Tune Tuesday


December 3 -- Hello Kitty Appreciation Day


December 4 -- Wear Slippers to Work Day


December 5 -- Act Like Everything's Okay Day


December 6 -- Love Mo Rocca Day


December 7 -- Wear Bowling Shoes to Church Day


December 8 -- Catch the Elusive Butterfly of Love and Pull Its Wings Off Day


December 9 -- Feast of the Transformed Bathroom


December 10 -- Take Your Dog to Lunch Day


December 11 -- The Muffler King is crowned today.


December 12 -- Madonna Will Finally Justify Her Love, But No One Cares


December 13 -- International Navel Review


December 14 -- What the Heck; Bring Back Daylight Savings Time Day


December 15 -- Eat More Beans Day


December 16 -- Be Glad You're Not Paris Hilton Day


December 17 -- Nag the Cows Day


December 18 -- Rescind Arkansas Statehood Day


December 19 -- Oops, Britney Did It Again Day


December 20 -- Annual PMS Spirit Day


December 21 -- Nutria Appreciation Day


December 22 -- Barista Appreciation Day


December 23 -- Annual Belch-in


December 24 -- Last Minute Shopping Rush


December 25 -- You Must Eat the Yams with Meringue Day!


December 26 -- National Collective Headache Day


December 27 -- Sleep Late Just Because Day: Don't Ask!


December 28 -- Hissy Fit Day


December 29 -- Midwinter Try On Your Swimsuit Day: Prozac Moment


December 30 -- Festival of Darkness


December 31 -- Short-term Resolution Day

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you have against Arkansas? Surely there is no credible movement to rescind statehood for Arkansas . . . . Which state are you from, and what allows you to be so judgemental? It's not like we're all hillbillies and sleep with our sisters! Arkansas seems to be the recipient of slamming from jealous neighbors. We were where THE BEST President of recent times came from -- put that in your pipe and smoke it . . . .

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Anomymous, I'm sorry I offended.

I was trying to be funny. Unsuccessfully, it seems.

The quality of the President from Arkansas is subject to lively debate.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I don't smoke.