The Parish School Board officials decided that, in order to justify to the broader and diverse student body and community of Bayou Teche High School, the cheerleaders and cheer squad should support other student and community activities as well. While their presence at football and basketball games was laudable, certain factions of the faculty felt that they should support women's sports and non-sport extracurricular activities.
Fair enough. The Cheer Boosters contributed mucho dinero to the basketball and football athletic programs, and the school wanted this largess spread to other areas. Besides, they got enough additional uniforms since Rosie's House of Burlesque and Tanning Parlor donated new uniforms to enhance their halftime performances. In effect, they had an A Cheer Team and a B Cheer Team.
Well, they were a bit more stylish than the ones donated by Bordeaux's Garage and Tire Service!
First, the cheerleaders performed before the School Board meeting, just to boost school spirit as the Board debated dress codes and budget overruns. In a way, it was harder for the school board members voting for stricter dress codes after seeing the bare midriffs of the cheerleaders. The student body saw this as a good sign.
Except for one: the Methodist minister. He did not appreciate being called upon to be a navel inspector, as he was never particularly nautical or naughty.
Girls' volleyball fully enjoyed having cheerleaders at their games; as did girls' softball.
But, by dividing the squad into smaller components, some cheerleaders appeared to cheer the debate team on their debates with other schools.
"Make that argument!" "His reasoning is wrong!" "She has a big butt!" "That's all right team, fight! Fight!
But cheerleaders at matches for the chess club definitely put things in the weird zone! They sometimes spontaneously broke out in cheers. Somehow, Shouting out in unison "king him" or "that's all right team, fight! fight!" was not applicable for that sedentary sport!
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Wait a minute... we were supposed to listen to what they were saying? I just watched.
Great take from this ex-cheerleader's view.
...not nautical or naughty...
Funny, Angel.
Cute accompanying cartoon.
Cheerleaders are appropriate for more than just a few sports. Fun read!
A clever and funny post. I wish I'd had cheerleaders when I was doing debates in high school!
My school's athletic programs sucked so people watched the cheerleaders more.
"She has a big butt" is certainly an interesting debating tactic. It could be an effective distraction from a losing argument.
What about HIS butt? (See your post at top :)
we were supposed to listen to what they were saying? I just watched.
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