Now in consultation with other girls, she explored the idea of selecting guys on the basis of their willingness to take her to Mass on Sunday. This had an appeal on one level; however being seen together at Mass might be mis-read by older people as the two of them being long-term serious. After all, adults might come to expect an impending reading of their banns of marriage at church!
No, too much of a commitment is implied. And no one wants to be talked about by adults over their Sunday dinner; even if it's taken at the Blue Duck Diner or over the picnic table!
Another criterion suggested by some girls was offered: Would the guy take her to see a rom-com? The more romantic, the better. No, the fact is that a demand of that kind might be seen by guys to serve as a prelude to a hot make-out session afterwards. (Tee Tina knew something about how teen guys' brains worked.)
The fact is, you have to kiss a number of toads before you find a real prince. It ain't easy, you know.
Finally, Tee Tina decided on a field test for possible candidates. This was a early sign that she had a scientific bent that she furthered later on in another area at L.S.U.
Her test was straightforward. When she was one on one with a guy, she just happened to have undone three buttons of her blouse while pretending to be apparently oblivious to that fact. To be sure, she was showing more of herself than was socially acceptable! Her reasoning was that a nice guy would point out her predicament in a nice way; and not simply ogle her boobies.
She decided to test her idea on Tee Boudreaux; seemingly a manageable guy.
Anyway, Tee Boudreaux passed her politeness test, though he was a bit abashed to point out Tina's problem. Tee Boo was an innocent about such things. Somehow, saying "Nice pink bra, Tina" lacked subtlety; but Tina read that as Boudreaux offering an awkward compliment.
Anyway, Tee Tina found herself a boyfriend; one polite, caring, and one she could manage quite effectively. Not a bad deal at all.
16 comments:
A good test if you like them big and stupid.
Fascinating field study!
If that image is Tee Tina then there is no way any of those buttons are getting buttoned.
Did you intend irony in the name Tee Tina?
Interesting and delightful read indeed, thanks for sharing!
Tina knows how to pick 'em.
Cute fantasy.
Thanks for your comments, mes amis. Deena, irony was just accidental.
I'd participate in that field study!
What would she have made of a guy who asked, very politely, for a motorboating session?
A motorboating session with her would be legendary!
Your next field test, I want to be included. 😜
Motorboating is overrated.
Tina's way is as good as most to ensure that kind of quality.
I doubt it. Any guy worth his stuff would take it as a cue to feel me up.
Tina just wanted to show her hooters.
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