Sunday, November 1, 2015

Me for Sainthood!

Since so many are running for office, I'd throw my hat in the ring, following a suggestion by Mike:

eViL pOp TaRt for Sainthood!

1.  Short novenas!
2.  Fun holy days with feasting!
3.  Get out of Hell free cards with special application!
4.  Equal opportunity salvation for Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians!

I figure that the bar for sainthood, as well as the Presidency or Congress has been lowered of late. Lord knows, I'm not up to the martyrdom or virgin route!


TexWisGirl said...

never say never!

John A Hill said...

Fun holy days with feasting!
Get out of Hell free cards!
Throw in some chicory coffee and you have my vote!
(Actually, you'd have my vote anyway. I'd just enjoy visiting with you over a cup of chicory coffee!)

Anemone said...

This is afun twist on sainthood!

Mike said...

Saint Evil. It has a nice ring to it.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Now you just have to have a few miracles attributed to you!

Cherdo said...

BOOM. You have my vote. I like your platform and I've always been a fan of you and your breakfast pastry namesake (that I can never eat for fear I'll start a long love affair with them).

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Mike, I would prefer Saint Angelique! But Saint Evil would be a first.

Does getting up early on a Sunday morning could as a miracle, Mistress?

Cherdo, maybe if there were Chicago rules! (Vote early and often.)

Bilbo said...

Saint Angelique has a nice ring to it. And you've already got one miracle to your credit: yours is one of the very few blogs I check every day!