Recently Hello Giggles listed seven commandments of not wearing a bra in public. These include such common sense suggestions as not wearing itchy material, avoiding animals with claws, being careful of how shoulder bags hang across your chest, not being envious of someone else's apparently better endowment, and so forth.
Missy Chauvin thought that she would adopt this daring look for National No Bra Day (Oct. 13th). Besides, she had an eye on television ratings and, while Action News was tops in the New Orleans Metro Area, they had to keep up with the competition continually.
However, she did not share this crafty plan with the news anchor Al Gautreaux or weather person Sharon Rideaux or with the Program Director Vickie Connelly. You can call this the Semi-big October Surprise.
Anyway, she wore her jacket on set and took it off as she seated herself at the news desk. This was despite the fact that the set is normally cool!
And, as the cameraman panned across the set, there was TAA-TAA! Something not ever seen before on Action News. Actually, FOUR things.
It seemed that Sharon, the weather reporter, also decided to celebrate National No Bra Day!
Missy was irritated that Sharon stole some of her thunder. And it showed.
Al, as news anchor, got into the spirit of things, and ad libbed a few double entendres:
"Missy, what bumps stand in the way of the Saints' progress? "
"Sharon, is the weather likely to be a little nippy tomorrow morning?" [Said in New Orleans in October; very unlikely!]
"At 11:30 tonight, we'll carry another episode of Twin Peaks. In the meantime, here's an interview we can get a rise from."
But, at least, Missy consoled herself, hers were not cattywampus like Sharon's!
(After all, who wants to prove she's not wearing a bra by holding up a dull white one?)
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9 comments:
Never wore one when young, but vanity took over when gravity did ;)
I'm going to pay close attention to the news tonight.
No bra day and no panty day, the most sacred holidays of the year!
Why not make No Bra Day a monthly event,
Twin Peaks Day
Ok!
I should add that to my list (previous post)...
Hooray for pokies.
You've made your points very clear. Thank you.
Now that I'm in Fl, it's nice to free the ta-tas.
How about a picture of you not wearing a bra?
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