I'm Still Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my collar

Too sexy for my collar

But I need to get a dollar

I'm too sexy for my halter

Too sexy for my halter

So sexy it makes me falter

And I'm too sexy for L.A.

Too sexy for L.A.

Omaha and GA

And I'm too sexy for your dance

Too sexy for your dance

No way I'm into romance

I'm eye candy; you know what I mean

And I strut my stuff on the boardwalk

Yeah on the boardwalk

I strut my stuff on the boardwalk

I'm too sexy for a bra

Too sexy for a bra

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy to wear shoes

Too sexy to wear shoes

What do you think about that?

I'm eye candy, you know what I mean

And I strut my stuff on the boardwalk

Yeah on the boardwalk on the boardwalk, yeah

I shake my little tush on the boardwalk

I'm too sexy for my shorts

Too sexy for my shorts

So tight I dread to make some farts

I'm too sexy for it all

Too sexy for it all

Too sexy for it all

'Cos I'm eye candy you know what I mean

And I shake my butt on the boardwalk

Yeah on the  boardwalk yea on the boardwalk, yeah

I shake my little tush on the boardwalk

So notice me!

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

A spoof of


: RIGHT SAID FRED - I'M TOO SEXY LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-too-sexy-lyrics-right-said-fred.html#ixzz1oCAnKzmD

Several years ago, a trio called Right Said Fred did this song while singing in a montone.  It was a big hit.


By the way . . . . Happy St. Patrick's Day!  May it be U2- and Sinead O'Connor-free!