Beer

I will cheerfully own up to being clueless about beers, except I know what I like.  However, a nice beer label arouses my curiosity.  Like, what does Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp beer taste like?

Just so it isn't like a Viking funeral!

Coconut porter is a new concept.  Still, those are nice labels:

Chocolate beer is a hard sell; maybe a Sex Panther label would help:

I tried this.  It's actually good!

 

What's a moose knuckle?

The slogan is a winning one:

It's a local beer; but it's good:

Bad Froggie!  Your attitude reeks:

Not your average imported beer:

Not a good choice for timid guys with survival instincts:

Is this brewed in Jersey Shore?  Does Snooki and JWoww drink this?

Apparently a Butterface is a local with bad hair and teeth:

Don't blame him if the neighborhood is bad:

Stay classy, y'all: 

What would a monk's mistress drink?

Finally, this porter may have been named Sweet Baby Jesus! Porter because it has chocolate and peanut butter in it:

Here's to your health and good times!  Drink sensibly!