Okay, we need something to look forward to as the days get shorter and cooler:
November 1: Leave Your Zucchini On Someone's Porch Day
November 2: Deliberately Drink Bad Beer Day
November 3: National Kim Kardashian Appreciation Day
November 4: Pretend to Sing Day
November 5: Implant Appreciation Day
November 6: Take Your Bookie to Lunch Day
November 7: Dress Like Christina Aguliera and Get Your Pink Slip Friday
November 8: PMS Excuse Appreciation Day
November 9: Wear a Horrible Tie Sunday
November 10: Give Flowers to Old Boy Friends Day
November 11: Triannual Clean Out the Oven Day
November 12: Dress Like Princess Lum Day
November 13: World Karaoke Championship Day
November 14: National Feed the Rats Day
November 15: Sore Losers' Day
November 16: Annual Park on the Grass and Play the Stereo Loud Day
November 17: Paint Your Garbage Can Pink Day
November 18: Put Detergent in the Fountain Day
November 19: Blame Everything, Including the Bossa Nova, on the Democrats Day
Novemner 20: Talk Like Porky Pig Day
November 21: Fishguts Friday
November 22: Wear Baggy Shorts to Town Day
November 23: Be Kind to Lieutenant Governors Day
November 24: Wash Your Dog for Thanksgiving Day
November 25: Dirty Thoughts Tuesday
November 26: National Promise-not-to-Overeat Wednesday
November 27: Non-stop Football Watching Festival
November 28: Annual Shopping Riot and Wretched Excess Friday
November 29: Drink Beer for Peace Day
November 30: Thank-God-November's-Almost-Over Day
November 1: Leave Your Zucchini On Someone's Porch Day
November 2: Deliberately Drink Bad Beer Day
November 3: National Kim Kardashian Appreciation Day
November 4: Pretend to Sing Day
November 5: Implant Appreciation Day
November 6: Take Your Bookie to Lunch Day
November 7: Dress Like Christina Aguliera and Get Your Pink Slip Friday
November 8: PMS Excuse Appreciation Day
November 9: Wear a Horrible Tie Sunday
November 10: Give Flowers to Old Boy Friends Day
November 11: Triannual Clean Out the Oven Day
November 12: Dress Like Princess Lum Day
November 13: World Karaoke Championship Day
November 14: National Feed the Rats Day
November 15: Sore Losers' Day
November 16: Annual Park on the Grass and Play the Stereo Loud Day
November 17: Paint Your Garbage Can Pink Day
November 18: Put Detergent in the Fountain Day
November 19: Blame Everything, Including the Bossa Nova, on the Democrats Day
Novemner 20: Talk Like Porky Pig Day
November 21: Fishguts Friday
November 22: Wear Baggy Shorts to Town Day
November 23: Be Kind to Lieutenant Governors Day
November 24: Wash Your Dog for Thanksgiving Day
November 25: Dirty Thoughts Tuesday
November 26: National Promise-not-to-Overeat Wednesday
November 27: Non-stop Football Watching Festival
November 28: Annual Shopping Riot and Wretched Excess Friday
November 29: Drink Beer for Peace Day
November 30: Thank-God-November's-Almost-Over Day
good luck with the 3rd!
ReplyDelete9th - All ties are horrible.
ReplyDelete26th? Not going to happen. (on the 27th)
I'm with TexWisGirl ... is there a plan B for the 3rd?
ReplyDeleteTexWisGirl, Bilbo, Mike some of these were bad ideas.
ReplyDeleteAll pretty off the wall, Angel...and everyone seems to have had the same reaction for the 3rd. Really?
ReplyDeleteNov. 2 can also be known as Bud Lite day.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the 29th and expecting you to post your pics from the 12th.
ReplyDeleteBoggles the mind (mine)
ReplyDeleteALOHA from Honolulu
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