The Prophetess Gets a Vexing Question

There was a young lady of Shanghai,
Who was so exceedingly shy,
That she undressed every night
Without any light
Because of the All-Seeing Eye.

-- Bertrand Russell

One day Madeline the Prophetess mentioned while preacting in Jackson Square that everyone had a guardian angel, who would always watch over each and every one of us.  A mischievious tourist asked, "Even while you're bathing?'

Immediately, poor Madeline got an image of herself cast in the role of Susanna, being peeped on by the Elders.*  She never thought of that possibility! OMG!

Not wishing to bother the priest of St. Cletus's, she tried to research the topic on the internet, but all she got was naughty pictures of peeping Tom angels.  This disturbed her greatly.  But, being the optimist she was, she reached a pair of possible conclusions:

1.  Her guardian angel, being a profoundly holy spirit, would avert his or her eyes whenever she started to undress.

2.  He or she would continue to look; but since he was a pure spirit, he would be untempted.  So, as to be entertaining while he hung around, she would do a playful strip before the bath.  Madeline had a mischievous side, it turned out.  Maybe hanging out with Officer Pete and Crazy Chester and living in New Orleans brought that out.

I already told you about my guardian angel Steve.  Once I asked him about this.  And, being unable to tell a lie, he admit that when I bathed, he looked for a while but eventually just spent his time watching Cops reruns.  Sometimes you get a little too much truth.

I wondered why I would periodically hear the "Bad Boys" theme by Inner Circle!

*When Mormon missionaries come to visit, and introduce themselves as Elder (Name), would it be too much to ask which one peeked on Susanna; and whether she was well-endowed or not?]

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Best wishes to Pope Francis I.  I hope he cleans up the mess in the Vatican.

In my family we refer to a chicken's butt as 'the Pope's nose.'  No disrespect intended.